Report from (inside) the White House:

Against the advice of former President's Bill Clinton and George W Bush, former President Barack Obama, who was enamored with people of wealth such as Bill Gates 2nd who, at the time, was the most foreign-job stealing CEO in American history, Obama gave tens of thousands of American jobs away to foreign countries under contract to the ever-growing and greedy tech companies that needed to supply technical support staff to answer American consumer's questions about a computer or other chip-run equipment they recently purchased.

At first these foreign companies tried to provide voice support over the telephone but that failed because the foreigners could barely speak English without their heavy foreign accent. These companies then switched to providing only time-consuming and cumbersome keyboard-only chat support that also continues to largely fail because even though foreigners can read English better than they can speak it, they lack the American cultural history to communicate ideas and replies that Americans can easily comprehend.

Well our Chief has come up with a way to combine sending jobs to overseas countries while at the same time enacting a simpler and more agreeable form of deportation, while at the same time pocketing money for himself and his friends.

Our Chief is not enamored by rich people as poor Bill 'Trailer Park' Clinton, or Barack 'Ghetto Creature' Obama, or George 'Mr. Dignified' Bush. Our Chief believes that rich people were put on our planet to pay him a commission for every business transaction they engage in.

We are hearing that the Chief has asked Mr. Lutnick and Ms. Noem to come up with a plan that offers undocumented people in our country to voluntarily emigrate (not deport) to another country where they will instantly be provided with a tech job as a tech support agent. And because the 'emigrated' almost always speak perfect English, they can be contracted by American companies that are looking for any way to give tech support over the telephone to people here in country rather than by seemingly endless chat typing.

This new plan will replace the programs that offer cash to people to 'self-deport'. And the countries who receive these English-speaking immigrants from our country will benefit financially from their income 'dollars'.

The Chief feels that he can sell this new plan to American industry to get them to get their undocumented employees to leave the U.S... which will free up jobs in our country for Americans who were born here. Of course, the Chief would not be against any non-white person living in our country to 'self-emigrate' to a guaranteed job in another country that services American tech companies.

It goes without saying that off-shore tech support companies will dramatically grow as more Americans here in our country learn that they can actually TALK to a live person who speaks clear English. And the country that hosts their new American 'immigrants' will not only never lose a dime they are currently earning, they will make more money... not to mention these jobs will encourage their own native citizens to speak good English... which is what the Chief wants... a world that speaks only (American) English.

Along with emptying our detention centers on a more rapid clip, the Chief's son, Barron, will also benefit because he will be appointed the Trump who will be the 'CEO' of this new approach. The money that Barron makes will be his own.

Signed,
(D/W Redacted)

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Sat, 02/21/2026, 18:51 PST, 3rd Edition